Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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