Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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