May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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