talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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