Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.

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(714): View more from California

I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

(949): View more from California

I gave it to your brother to give to you.

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(480): View more from Arizona

omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.

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(315): View more from New York

found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.

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(432): View more from Texas

There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...

(917): View more from New York City

Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!

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