OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee