you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(