Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!