"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Life without a bra equals bliss.