it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Still dying that you shit outside
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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