I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Do vagina's smell?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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