The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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