im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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