4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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