I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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