HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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