i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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