wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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