yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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