what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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