Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
