My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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