4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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