It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Boobs are out for the taking
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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