So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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