...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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