Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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