So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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