I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Send help, water and tortillas.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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