drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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