her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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