I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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