But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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