a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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