What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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