so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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