Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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