I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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