South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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