I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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