Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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