I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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