so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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