and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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