sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
