I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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