I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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