Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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