walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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