Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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