just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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