I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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