I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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