so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I touched a dick in church today
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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