You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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