your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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