Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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