In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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