How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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